My full name is Dill Parchment. I’m technically a Jr., but I don’t add that part when I introduce myself because I think it’s irrelevant. Irrelevant is when something doesn’t really matter that much or add flair.

Flair is pizzazz. Pizzazz is like garlic in a dish. It’s really important that you understand this before I get to the point. I’m a fan of preludes. A prelude is like an introduction.

I’m 10 and I go to catholic school. Next year I’ll be 11. Except every year it’s my birthday I just go back to being 10. Continuity stuff I guess. I get detention a lot. I got detention for a year one time and it wasn’t even useful. I just kept being told to sit still, which is hard for me as a pretty active guy. I’m not, like a gymnast or anything, but sometimes I need to see how far back in the chair I can lean. Besides if I fall I’ll just duck and roll. It won’t make much noise - it doesn’t - and I don’t - shouldn’t (?) - get in trouble.

The important thing is I like to draw! Read on to join my adventures.