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Hi! My name’s Dill.

My full name is Dill Parchment. I’m technically a Jr., but I don’t add that part when I introduce myself because I think it’s irrelevant. Irrelevant is when something doesn’t really matter that much or add flair.

Flair is pizzazz. Pizzazz is like garlic in a dish. It’s really important that you understand this before I get to the point. I’m a fan of preludes. A prelude is like an introduction.

I’m 10 and I go to catholic school. Next year I’ll be 11. Except every year it’s my birthday I just go back to being 10. Continuity stuff I guess. I get detention a lot. I got detention for a year one time and it wasn’t even useful. I just kept being told to sit still, which is hard for me as a pretty active guy. I’m not, like a gymnast or anything, but sometimes I need to see how far back in the chair I can lean. Besides if I fall I’ll just duck and roll. It won’t make much noise - it doesn’t - and I don’t - shouldn’t (?) - get in trouble.

The important thing is I like to draw! Read on to join my adventures.

Sunday style comics about Dill starting mini revolutions.

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good internet places

A personal collection of web museums and interesting sites.

Ivy Allie - I found this artist while looking for a cartoonist calculator. It’s the most popular page on the site. But, there’s a lot more. I think it’s a perfect website for an illustrator.

Cameron’s World - this is an art piece. I mean that literally. I believe that was the intention. It’s my favorite digital museum so far. If you know of others, please let me know.

CARI - the Consumer Aesthetics Research Institute is both infuriating and delightful. I am simultaneously positively for and aggressively against promoting extensive labeling. My feelings on this are so conflicted, they border on dysfunction.

things I agree with

Death of the original Cyberspace

The Impersonal Web

Why You Might Want a Personal Site

The IndieWeb is for Developers

facts about author clyde

Too many ideas in space. Not enough time on land. And yet, we carry on. It is best that you know now, I am real. Not an automaton. Although, at times, the resemblance is uncanny.

Mostly, I draw. I am an adult human. When I was six, I created Dill and I pretty much just care about making up stories for the characters in his world. When I’m not thinking of pitfalls to Dill’s reoccurring uprisings, I watch horror movies. Not just horror movies. Those happen to be the ones I am interested in the most. My favorite director is currently Ari Aster. My favorite author is Hunter S. Thompson, who is in a close tie with Stephen King. It’s hard to choose between the two. They’re both weird in a normal way.

Also I work. I go to an office during the day where I complete various tasks. My favorite animals are reptiles, but I can deal with fish. That’s most of what you need to know to form a picture in your head.

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